I saw this list and stole some of the answers, elaborated and got rid of the ones i don't agree with. So here are the thirty-one reasons no normal person would want to be in a long-term relationship with me:
1. I am terribly honest. I can't lie and will probably tell you things you definitely DON'T want to hear.
2. Loyalty, I've got it in spades. Once I decide I actually care for you, that's it. It takes a lot for me to stray even after I know the end is near or that you aren't exactly in tune with the same level of loyalty.
3. I have a hard time trusting people. If I don't think I can trust you, I'm sure you're hiding something and, therefore, cannot be trusted. If I get a red flag saying not to trust you, I'll find a reason to make sure you have earned my trust.
4. Acceptance that freaks me out. Me trying to accept other people, like inviting them to my house or them inviting me to their house is terrifying because I fear rejection if things get boring.
5. I sing loudly and terribly to songs that no one wants to hear.
6. I come with baggage, no friends, strong dislike of family, and trust issues (see above).
7. Do you like hearing random stories about people you don't care about? I love telling them.
8. I don't like wearing tight clothes, makeup, or doing my hair.
9. I don't smoke or drink. I abhor both. 'nuff said.
10. I don't swear, and I don't like it when other people do.
11. I'm a Christian and I only want to date Christians. Partially because I'm narrow-minded, partially because I believe that non-Christians and Christians have different views on the world and I want to be with someone who helps me grow closer to God and not further from him.
12. Saying I am inexperienced with the opposite sex is definitely an understatement.
13. I'm a sucker for "doing the right thing," 99% of the time.
14. I don't like hunting or fishing. However, fishing can be tolerated if you throw them back.
15. I fear nearly everything in the appropriate dose.
16. I think in long term, not short term (read: I'm into the whole marriage bit).
17. I have crazy wild opinions and its very hard for me to be open-minded.
18. I am very awkward and don't know what to say in most social situations.
19. I care about people more than they will ever know, but its hard for to express it.
20. I am constantly on the go, and I want to be able to work and do my extracurricular activies without worring that he wants to always spend time with me.
21. I need my space. When I need my space, I mean I need my space. Just because I would be dating someone doesn't mean I want them to know every cotton-picking detail of my life. So when I say I am busy, that means you are not invited. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
22. I want to be a virgin when I get married and most guys A) don't believe me B) don't care C) think I'll have sex with them anyway. Uhm... no. wrong answer.
23. I am hard to get along with. Its probably because of half of the reasons on this list.
24. I love to read. I'm sorry that I am in the middle of a decent book and I'm not gonna put it down to text you.
25. I am not an open person. If you want to know more about me you are gonna have to search, baby.
26. I have a hard time forgiving people. I am working on it, but it doesn't happen overnight. = [
27. I love to write and I would want someone to read my writing.
28. I write for me. Don't ask me to write you a love song. I write break up songs.
29. Not everything I do is for you. (see my break up songs) I write better about things I have never experienced. Its really wierd but that's what I do.
30. I love making cakes and they taste so bad, but I would make you one on your birthday not to gain your favor, but to show you I really do like you.
31. If anyone can tolerate the above, you are certifiably insane and I doubt I will embark on a relationship with a kook.
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